Imagine the greatest themed dinner party you can,A Married Woman Next Door Who Raises Three Waters (2019) and then forget about it entirely. One Simpsons-obsessed genius decided to top whatever your wild imagination could invent.

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Tristin Hopper had a Simpsons themed dinner party over the weekend, and it was perfection. It was beyond perfection. It included more Simpsonsreferences than you can shake a fondue stick at.

Pictures of this dinner party will do two things. 1. It will make you want to watch Simpsons immediately and extensively. 2. It will make you realize that you'll never be invited to a party as cool as this.

Look at this beautiful spread.

Hopper served irregular Oreos, Flanders' nachos (cucumbers and cottage cheese), and an enormous Rice Krispies square, among other things.

The only downside I see here is some of this is downright inedible. But what does it matter if you're having fun?

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The choices included all the classics, like 64 slices of American cheese:

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Nuts and gum:

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And as long as there were no steamed hams, I think this might be the best dinner party ever created.

But true fans couldn't walk away without some important questions:

To which Tristin made some good points:

But the real question is, where's Ned Flanders' "Five" Alarm chili?

You can see the whole thread here.

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